Leakproof

Oh, oh. ABC, the state-run All Barack Channel, is really flogging itself over this one. It appears that they are at fault in the release of the off-the-record comments Barack Hussein made regarding rapper Kanye West's reprehensible actions at the M-TV video awards.

Of course, anything that happens with the media these days regarding the president is guaranteed to be directly polar-opposite of the Bush days. Remember when the media couldn't wait to get some open-mike misstep by Bush and then plaster it all over their networks? The glee was palpable.

Before the president of ABC throws himself out of his 18th-floor office window over this, maybe he should consider that what he "leaked" is actually complementary to the president. Barry called this rap-idiot a "jackass", and he's exactly right. This is even a little tame considering the action. So this whole "controversy" is a little hard to figure out.

But since were into conspiracy theories these days, you know, like Bush planning 9/11, I actually have my own theory that this "leak" may have been staged by ABC and Obama.

First of all, there isn't one employee at ABC who isn't head-over-heels infatuated with Barry. No one there is going to smuggle out some recording that's a potential embarrassment to him.

Second, Barry might just be thinking that he has some race relations patching-up to do, especially after the "stupid" white cop comment, and the "teachable moment", and the Van Jones, Black Panther, Green Jobs czar debacle. This "leak" of him dissing the black Kanye West after his verbal assault on poor little white, Taylor Swift, might just be the thing to recover some Caucasian respect out there. Because if it's one thing Barry can't stand, it's to not be adored by all of mankind. And since the comments were supposedly off the record, maybe he can slide it by most blacks without too much damage.

Now there's some conspiracy that "we can believe in"!