It's All Our "Fault"

Have you heard anything yet? Any concerns from anyone, especially from the liberal camp, that we are seeing much more frequent and more violent earthquakes? I expect it anytime, and you know, you absolutely know, that there will be a cause identified that is somehow man-made. You know it's going to happen.

Actually, I expect that the convenient culprit will be global warming. Yup. Shocking I know. But you heard it here first.

Here's how this happens in the simplest of terms: A column of "air" from sea level to the top of our atmosphere weighs about 14.7 pounds for every square inch that sits on the earth, your car, your cat or your head. Now, from your 3rd grade science, you know that warmer air rises. So, due to man-made global warming, our air is rising and actually taking weight off of the earth's surface. With air pressure lifting off of the earth's crust, our continental plates are starting to shift and expand with that release. Thus the increases we are seeing in all kinds of movement of our land masses.

So there you go. Our "fault" again!

(Disclaimer: The opinions stated in this post are not based on any factual scientific data, nor is the author qualified in any way to make such claims. However, since this is the exact same protocol by which the current "global warming" claim has been promoted and internationally accepted, the author is satisfied that his conclusions are reasonable and justified)